Hey, I can bake your biscuits, too./ Pop some dough, boy, out for you./I'm micro-solid state and that's no static! If you want a lean machine/ To whip you up some mean cuisine,/I'm on ze scene, totally automatic.

You want to go to old Rio De Janeiro, my dear?/You want to join in any Club Paradise?/You'd really rather stay at home, where the picture is clear./You get it on the stereo./And you don't even have to go./More, more, more!/ Everything you wanted and more!/More, more, more!Īny time or place you wish,/You might meet up with some dish./Pull yourself together on the edge! Let me tell you what it's for./Here's the printout with the score./Get yourself together on the edge. With fiber optics cast in plastic/For natural sights and sound fantastic./Just reach out and talk to your dear old Uncle Emery! I can process words, accounting too./And my pixel screen displays for you./Computer graphics locked into your memory.

Since you came here uninvited/We all knew you'd be delighted./This is not the time or place to hedge./ No one here would be so bold to,/But since you asked and no one's told you,/Let us take you to the cutting edge!

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